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If It Walks Like a Duck TeeIf it walks like a duck and talks like a duck YOURE DRUNK. Ducks dont talk. Featuring a visibly drunk duck wobbling along, this tee delivers classic logic with a hilarious twist. Its playful, absurd, and made for laughs, not lectures. Questionable logic, solid conclusion Drunk duck energy Humor over seriousness Best worn at parties, BBQs, and bad decisions Science was attempted. Results were drunk.

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★★★★★ 5
Nice little addition to you tabletop or bookshelf.
I liked the size and shape of the sculpture. It is small but makes a statement when stacked on top of a few books. I love it!
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Reviewed in the United States on July 2, 2023
★★★★★ 5
Nice Addition to My Bookshelf
After Christmas my bookshelves were looking a little blah. Wanted something a little different so I thought I would try a statue. This is very nice. Looks like the picture. It's small. 6 inches. Have it sitting on top of some books. Good value for the money.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 28, 2022
★★★★★ 4
Size
Small but great size for office sets
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Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great for decorating
Very surprised by the quality! The statue’s very sturdy and has a little weight to it. Definitely not hollow on the inside. Very cute atop some books as decor!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2021
★★★★★ 5
Super cute gift idea!!!
I got this as a gift for my friend, it’s really cute and came in protective packaging! Just a bit smaller than expected but i still love it!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2021
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